Saturday, November 1, 2008

esperance show

It sucked kinda badly.
there was a whole 4 rides. the sky walker, the wave swinger, the bumper cars and a little dragon roller coaster for tinsy kids.
We got a lot of free stuff though, including a light bulb 
I got $2 and a can of coke for eatting chilli ranked 10++/10 for burning toungeness. I sware my toungue nearly burned off!
A man wearing a red frilly satin shirt made a balloon sword for me that looked disturbingly like a penis
A man I don't even know said that I reminded him of a squirrel, that I was a bad person and basically that I deserved to have people be mean to me.
I waisted my money buying one of them spiky metal bracelets and a marilyn mansen bracelt just to freak mum out (it worked)
bumper cars cost $9 now!
we spent ages in the tent with all the boarding school stands and got heaps of information on how to get out of this crappo town. We also became iinsanely jealous of the people who either have enough money to go to good schools or are smart enough to get a scholarship.
The fire works were so lame this year, I almost fell asleep.
there was a whole section for bogans to buy stuff (shirts covered in sware words, body piercings etc)
there was no bertie beatle showbags!

but thats all ok because I got my lets talk tactics cd on thursday and it makes bad stuff go away I love it lots and have had it on repeat the last 2 days (you should get it!)

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