I think I have some sort of fake pregnancy thing going on. Because obviously I can't possibly be pregnant (unless I'm gonna have another Jesus) But like every morning I get sooooooooo sick!!! like blah... sick, I haven't been like that sick for ages. But I'm fine the rest of the day. And everything heaps smells bad. :( oh joy!
hmm diddley-oh! I got the bible according to Spike Milligan in Perth. This entry seems slightly religious, but NO. Oh, it is hilarious!
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2. and darkness was upon the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road Power station.
3. And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
4. And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good.
5. And God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night, and so passed His GCSE."
umm-diddley-umm-dumm... arrgghhh I'm sooo bored that I'm resorting to stupid-non-words to provide some sort of weird entertainment. Oooo Oooo Oooo... we're going to Woody Island for Australia Day long weekend :0 and be very Aussie by swimming all day everyday and having a BBQ every night and eatting lamingtons. Mac dictionary doesn't thinnk lamingtons a word!!!!! But It So Is. You know what a lamington is right? the awesomest thing ever!!!!! when Mr. Lamington I think it was accidentally threw his piece of sponge cake and it bounced from the choc sauce into coconut. that was based on a true story anyway. something happened and this high-posh dude dropped his sponge cake in chocolate sauce and some how it also got covered in coconut and the dude realized that it tasted legandary... and the LAMINGTON was born!!!!!!! the best thing is an icecream lamington sandwich. can you guess what that is?? lol anywho... my sisters going to celebrate happy croatia day instead coz she's wants to be anti-everything that anyone does. my english teachers son was called keratia pronounced pretty much like croatia lol and I'm soo bored I am now filling you with use less weird things I remember. One more thing that is a certain fact... YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!! you know that that compliment could only be meant for you!!
biyassssss xoxo
"the lord is well pleased with you."
Haha, this whole blog made me smile. Because of your enthusiasm in it. But that bible bit is kind of hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dress/high heel bit is rather cool. It's always fun to learn to walk in them. I wish I had more reasons to wear them so I can look like a total goofball that doesn't know how to walk in them properly.
And that fake pregnancy thing sounds a bit odd, I'd go to the doctor and get it checked out.
And yay Woody Island! Isn't that the one you talked about with that rock you love? And this Lamington thing sounds delicious. I should look up a recipe. It shouldn't be too complicated to make.
And the excuse for not walking isn't that great. My mom took the doctor too literally and I'm not even allowed out of the house to see friends. My boyfriend is home just for the weekend and I'm not allowed to see him.
I love going up to strangers and telling them a random secret. Cause either they give you a funny look or you can actually bond over it.